Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter! Sometimes Mark and Todd just prefer breath to breasts. directed by Tom Small music: Jake Chudnow lyrics: Mark Douglas and Todd Womack Aww yeah lay down that sensual massage jam cus its wintertime. Ohh its cold, but I like it You slip you gloves on Slip your gloves on You wrap a scarf around your neck and face Like a sexy Russian peasant if there is such a thing Then you get one of them things that’s not a hat or a headband. It’s kinda both What the hell do you call that head muff hatband? I don’t know but it’s sexy as heeeeeell. And I’m willing to bet it was on sale. It’s wintertime and the livin’ is freezy Women are like dwarves, grumpy and sneezy Angry faces and chilly cheeks Wind blows so hard that your eyeballs leak Well let me tell you bout my particular fetish See I like a girl’s nose when it’s runny and reddish The colder it is the more I get hot I’ll make out with your nose, I don’t mind the snot When it’s cold as a witches you know what You can call me a squirrel cus I’m bustin’ nuts Walkin’ out of the Starbucks with a grande tea Puffy coat makes you look like a Manatee You hit a patch of ice trip slip and fall Right now you don’t feel too sexy at all But that’s where you’re wrong girl, you’re lookin’ fine. Slidin’ down the hill on your behind I don’t care if your classy I don’t mind if you’re trashy Just as long as your skin feels dry and ashy I’ll take you home and heat you up cus you’re my frozen dinner Put …
We had an excellent showdown with the EpicMealTime guys. Watch through to see the dripping super bowl sandwich they had us eat. And to see more of their disgustingly epic meals: www.youtube.com BACON MORE BACON And MORE BARELY: TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http Subscribe! www.youtube.com Mark’s Channel: youtube.com Todd’s Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113
Kanye, Rick Ross, Jay-Z, & Nicki Minaj get schooled by a REAL Monster! The Key of Awesome #33! Get the Monster Parody song on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Here’s the official Monster music video: perezhilton.com or www.youtube.com And Regis spanking Nicki Minaj: www.youtube.com Key of Awesome Facebook (like us!): facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Written and vocals by Mark Douglas Minaj vocals by Anastasia Douglas Directed by Tom Small Kanye/Rick Ross- Reginald Barnes www.reginaldlbarnes.com Twitter.com/reginaldlbarnes Jay-Z- Ras McCurdie Nicki Minaj- Liris Crosse twitter.com/LirisC Regis- Mark Douglas also Andrea Feczko, Amber Ettinger, Shamikah Martinez NOTE: Sesame Street did not participate in this video. Just a parody. LYRICS: BON IVER This is annoying I am enjoying Playing with this voice changer toy Now here’s a silly elephant noise [Elephant noise] RICK ROSS Rick Ross and I’m up first, I didn’t get a whole verse They only gave me one line, goodnight folks that’s my time KAYNE Nonsense Nonsense, loud and obnoxious Everybody know I’m a narcissistic monster Ima need a close up on my grill can you film it? Ima nnnd a cothuup omm gthill I admit I love the smell of my own farts I tweet pictures of my face and my naughty parts So arrogant my heads the size a texas The president even said I was a Jackass I just spanked it to my own reflection I’m such a man slut, I shoulda used protection Scratch it scratch it lower you got it That groupie had a rash and I think I musta caught it …
Kanye getting groped, Nicki Minaj getting spanked by Regis, and Cookie Muncher getting a date with Amber. How we did it all Behind the Scenes of the Kanye West Monster Key of Awesome Parody! Get the Monster Parody song on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Here’s the original music video parody: www.youtube.com Here are the videos that Ras was in: Bieber Fever: www.youtube.com Katy Perry California Gurls: www.youtube.com Black Eyed Peas: www.youtube.com Kanye Monster: www.youtube.com MORE BARELY: TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http Subscribe! www.youtube.com Mark’s Channel: youtube.com Todd’s Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113
Mark, Amber, Reggie, and a special guest answer your comments, voicemails, and letters from the Key of Awesome Kanye West music video parody! Like us on Facebook - www.facebook.com - and you’ll be automatically entered in the iPod touch / ducky giveaway! We’ll load all of the key of awesome songs on it if the winner wants! Watch the parody here! www.youtube.com And get the song on iTunes! itunes.apple.com ReginaldLBarnes.com twitter: @ReginaldLBarnes MORE BARELY: TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http Subscribe! www.youtube.com Mark’s Channel: youtube.com Todd’s Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113
Never ending promos oh my god! But seriously: TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http Subscribe! www.youtube.com Mark’s Channel: youtube.com Todd’s Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113
Little Double Rainbow guy, Little Old Spice Guy, Little Trollollo man, Little Pants on the ground guy, Little Annoying Orange, Little Ray….Little everyone! MORE BARELY: TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202
Why are dad’s so hard to buy gifts for? Eminem vents through this gift rap. Check out our other Eminem parodies! Love the Way You Lie: www.youtube.com Not Afraid: www.youtube.com Lyrics: (spoken) Man, this holiday season was crazy. I didn’t know what to get nobody. I went all over the place, just lookin’ for gifts. then i went to another place. then I had to go from that place to get back to the first place, cuz i got kinda lost. then i just got everybody what i always get ‘em. Gift cards. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. then i ate too much Yo it’s here, that time of year, when the world is sincere Whisper yer list in Santa’s ear as you pull on his beard He says he’ll make it so then he goes ho ho ho But my whole family knows that I’m the one with the dough So now I’m back at the mall so I can shop for them all next year I swear I’m gonna have this all done by the fall You gotta start early son cus if you fail to plan, you plan to fail you know what I’m sayin’? I never knew my dad but if I had I woulda got him a tie no that’s a lie If could I woulda got him a suit of the rack or some whack khaki slacks Or some tools for that fool so he could fix up his pool I could get him cologne that’s inexpensive and stinky Or a zerconium ring that he could wear on his pinky Or perhaps a weed whacker for his unkempt lawn Man, talking bout these dad gifts is making me yawn lets move on (CHORUS) I don’t know why shopping is so hard What do you buy for a bodyguard I guess Santa Claus never got …
Black Eyed Peas, Obama Girl, lots of humping, and explosion farts, all while answering comments for the Key of Awesome #32 - Black Eyed Peas Parody! Watch it here! www.youtube.com MORE BARELY: TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202
